Submissions

There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there? - Randal Graves, "Clerks"

Right on, Randal.

A note to those submitting: .rtf or .doc, please.  Also, be sure to preface your pages with a query letter.  Not only is it the accepted modus operandi in the business, but if I can reject you in the query it spares me the painful necessity of opening up Word.

Failure to follow submission guidelines will result in immediate...uh, rejection?